2015 Most Anticipated Roundup

Runner-Up: Aloha (PG-13)
Runtime: 1hr 45min
Starring: Bradley Cooper, Emma Stone, Rachel McAdams
Director: Cameron Crowe
Writer: Cameron Crowe

What a mess of a movie, but it sure looks beautiful. I can't even understand the point of the movie? It's that Bradley Cooper plays a guy who fucks up everyone's life and then decides to be a good guy for a change and end up with Emma Stone at the end. Forget the plot, Cameron Crowe doesn't give two shits about the plot here - this is all about the character babbling pseudo-intellectual nonsense at each other for almost two hours. And honestly, everyone in the cast is so obnoxiously beautiful and smarmy along with the setting that you end up not caring about anyone or anything here.

Crowe has had a rough few years lately - We Bought a Zoo was mildly entertaining and at least watchable, but he hasn't had a bona fide directing hit since 2000's Almost Famous. Hopefully he'll get his mojo back, but stay away from this one!
RATING: SAY ALOHA (GOODBYE) TO THIS ONE

48. Steve Jobs (R)
Runtime: 2hr 2min
Starring: Michael Fassbender, Kate Winslet, Seth Rogen
Director: Danny Boyle
Writer: Aaron Sorkin
I really, really wanted to enjoy this movie as much as Sorkin's last 'biopic', The Social Network. But there's just not enough compelling story behind Jobs for me to really enjoy this three-act movie. The writing is fantastic, the acting is great and Boyle manages to tie things together nicely by focusing on 3 major launch/press events Jobs was a big part of. But instead of connecting the larger issues at hand - Jobs' adoption and his current fatherhood problems - the movie tries to hard to impress upon the audience that this ambitious man who starts out as a big asshole, redeems himself at the end of the movie.

Maybe it's because I'm not a big fan of Apple and maybe I know that Jobs was kind of an asshole throughout his whole life that I just can't buy what this movie is selling. I don't see Jobs as a compelling character aside from his big ego. He's certainly a titan in the fact he was a huge part of the technology advancements in the past 30 years, but I just didn't like how the story conveniently had all the same characters show up at all 3 launch events in the movie. It was too nicely wrapped up, I guess.
RATING: iSEE YOURSELF AWAY FROM THIS MOVIE

42. American Ultra (R)
Runtime: 1hr 36min
Starring: Jesse Eisenberg, Kristen Stewart
Director: Nima Nourizadeh
Writer: Max Landis
Ugh, another terrible movie. The trailers looked at least mildly cool and I like the dumb idea of a stoner Bourne-type movie. However, American Ultra tries way too hard to be like Bourne, but also be this absurd, Austin Powers-type comedy that it manages to fail on both fronts.

Eisenberg plays basically Jason Bourne who gets reactivated by a rogue CIA agent and all hell breaks loose. But the problem is that the movie treats the program and the plot as too realistic that it's hard to imagine Topher Grace as one of the head honchos at the CIA and that he can order drone strikes on US citizens/towns. That really happened in the movie and it plays it straight, whereas the movie needed to lean heavily on the side of Dr. Strangelove or something akin to that because you don't buy any of the bullshit coming out of this movie. Plus it takes forever to get things going - the first 5 minutes should have seen Eisenberg get activated and BOOM! the shit hits the fan, But this doesn't happen until 20 minutes into the movie. It's dumb and the movie had potential, but wasted away trying to be a cool action flick.
RATING: NOT AMERICAN OR ULTRA ENOUGH TO WATCH

34. The Revenant (R)
Runtime: 2hr 36min
Starring: Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hardy
Director: Alejadro González Iñárritu
Writer: Mark L. Smith, Alejandro González Iñárritu
I'm writing this review just an hour before the Oscars and this movie deserves all the accolades it's receieved and will get tonight. Much more than Iñárritu's last film, Birdman, which won Best Picture last year. It's a stunning portrait of America's past, a beautiful postcard of the American West and just a compelling tale. DiCaprio will more than likely win his first Oscar for this tale and it's deserved.

The movie is long, but so thrilling and riveting to watch that you'll kinda get lost in Hugh Glass's revenge tale. Mainly because of the way the film is shot - there is barely any dialogue and the film is cut and shot in such a way that you won't want to look away from all the gritty and disgusting parts of the movie. There are cring-worthy parts and I don't remember a movie that left me clutching the arms of my chair as much as this movie did throughout the entire film. It's definitely one of my favorite movies from 2015 and I can't wait to see what Iñárritu does next.
RATING: COZY UP TO THIS GEM

25. Get Hard (R)
Runtime: 1hr 40min
Starring: Will Ferrell, Kevin Hart
Director: Etan Cohen
Writers: Jay Martel, Etan Cohen, Ian Roberts
Why, oh why do I keep letting these movies slip into my MA lists? I still enjoy Will Ferrell's schtick, but lately he seems to be phoning things in. His last great live-action comedy was Step Brothers way back in 2008. Since then, he's done some interesting stuff (including his great work in the drama Everything Must Go), but I just can't muster up the energy to laugh at the tired jokes.

The basic premise of the movie is based on one joke - prison rape. Which, to be frank, is a tired, dumb joke and most definitely not funny at all in reality. The writers literally stretch this premise out for a whole entire movie and Will Ferrell's character is too dumb to function. He's not funny nor is Hart's corny character, who is not close to being a thug, but pretends to be. I just...I couldn't. None of the jokes landed here and it was all a big load of crap.
RATING: YOU'RE BETTER OFF WATCHING THE PORN PARODY

1. Star Wars: The Force Awakens (PG-13)
Runtime: 2hr 15min
Starring: John Boyega, Harrison Ford, Daisy Ridley
Director: J.J. Abrams
Writers: Lawrence Kasdan, J.J. Abrams, Michael Arndt
We're two months removed from the biggest movie in box office history (well, kinda) and what's not to love about this movie? I think most of the negative reviews were pretty nit-picky because there's so much baggage tied to this film/franchise that it's hard not to get emotions mixed up in this. But while there are plenty of general similarities from The Force Awakens and A New Hope, the characters are vastly different in most respects and the ending sets up a direction for this particular trilogy that will more than likely be just as good, if not better than Empire. Blasphemy! I know, but seriously, if you're not excited at all about where Disney and co. are taking these movies, that's fine, but don't make other fans feel dumb because they're enjoying something they really love.
RATING: WHO CARES, RIGHT?

23. Brooklyn (PG-13)
Runtime: 1hr 51min
Starring: Saoirse Ronan, Emory Cohen, Domnhall Gleeson
Director: John Crowley
Writer: Nick Hornby
I will fully admit I'm a huge sucker for romantic movies and Brooklyn fits that bill quite nicely. It doesn't hurt that it's a magnificent, but quiet, film filled with amazing performances and an inspired screenplay.

Ronan plays Eilis, a Irish immigrant in 1950s Brooklyn who finds herself growing up in America. It's a small tale - there's nothing earth-shattering or any twists. It's just a great tale of growing up in the melting pot that is America and Eilis is such a strong female character that makes her own decisions and isn't beholden to any men, even while she's falling in love with a charming Italian gentleman.

Everything about this movie is great - the performances, the direction, the emotional plot - all deserve the accolades it is getting. Sometimes the smaller movies are more profound and it's certainly true here.
RATING: SERIOUSLY, WATCH THIS MOVIE

Most Anticipated Roundup: Positivity is the Watch Word

I'll keep this brief, but this roundup of reviews is almost purely filled with stuff I enjoyed, maybe even loved. There's one distinct turd in the whole list, but it's not enough to ruin the solid list of movies here.

 9. Crimson Peak (R) - Runtime: 119 minutes
Starring: Tom Hiddleston, Mia Wasikowska
Director: Guillermo del Toro
Writers: Guillermo del Toro, Matthew Robbins
del Toro is one of my favorite directors and he delivers a unique and creepy story that's filled with brooding terror and amazing set pieces and visuals. A true piece of Gothic fiction will always win me over and del Toro doesn't disappoint. While not necessarily scary, Crimson Peak is creepy and haunting enough to draw you in. The story revolves around a lady, Edith Cushing, who is drawn to a mysterious outsider, Thomas Sharpe. After a family tragedy, Edith gets swept up and taken to Sharpe's mansion where she's daily haunted by unusually creepy stuff. The revelations at the end of the movie are laughably silly (to a point) but del Toro checks off all the good stuff on Victorian Gothic Fiction and it works well. It's a beautiful film with lots of distinct shots and the old mansion is a character unto itself.

If you're in the mood for some delicious drama, You won't get any better than this.

10. The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Pt. 2 (PG-13) - Runtime: 137 minutes
Starring: Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson
Director: Francis Lawrence
Writer: Peter Craig, Danny Strong
After the abysmally boring Part 1, the Hunger Games franchise goes out with a bang and thankfully most of the movie is filled with tense action and thrills like the first two films. It leaves you wondering what could've been if they'd just made one really strong film out of the material. I'm going to reveal SPOILERS here, but the only flaws I've had with the movie (and book) was that Katniss decides to vote yes on a final Hunger Games - which completely devalues all of her choices before that. It's completely out of sync with the rest of the films and the decision for her to choose a life with Peeta was kinda revolting to me too. In the end, Katniss doesn't need to choose a man to be with, she's a badass on her own and the last shot of her all domesticated and being a mom does a disservice to who she was throughout the film.

Despite this, the film is still spectacular and moving in all the right ways, a fitting end to the franchise.

29. The Night Before (R) - Runtime: 101 minutes
Starring: Joseph Godon-Levitt, Seth Rogen, Anthony Mackie
Director: Jonathan Levine
Writers: Jonathan Levine, Kyle Hunter, Ariel Shaffir, Evan Goldberg
I don't care what others think, Seth Rogen is hilarious to me and he's currently on a streak of great comedies (including The Interview) with no end in sight. The Night Before delivers a great mashup of Christmas delight and stoner hi jinks that work well together. At the heart of a lot of these R-rated comedies is friendship and love and that's what keeps this soon-to-be classic grounded despite all the crazy shit happening around these three friends. There are a couple of great cameos, including a great turn from Michael Shannon as the creepy high school teacher/weed dealer that dispenses wisdom along with bong hits. In the end, the drama and the comedy work well together and I can't wait to see what these guys cook up next.

A film you probably won't watch with the family on Christmas, but a classic you'll watch with your friends every year.

39. The Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials (PG-13) - Runtime: 132 minutes
Starring: Dylan O'Brien, Kaya Scodelario
Director: Wes Ball
Writer: T.S. Nowlin
I was impressed with the first movie enough to go and read the whole Maze Runner trilogy and I gotta say I was pretty disappointed how it ended, but the book Scorch Trials was hella good and deeply disturbing at times. They changed the first movie so much that it's pretty much a different story moving forward and while the movie Scorch Trials isn't as good as the book, it's still a pretty fun action movie with lots of thrills. Although the pacing is a bit off - there are a few dull moments where you want things to move along quicker. And the mystery only gets deeper as the movie progresses where there's almost more questions raised than answered. Still, there's a delightful cameo from Gus from Breaking Bad (Giancarlo Esposito...who has a million credits on IMDb).

While this franchise won't ever live up to its YA predecessors, it's still a pretty fun action movie.

5. Spectre (PG-13) - Runtime: 148 minutes
Starring: Daniel Craig, Léa Seydoux
Director: Sam Mendes
Writers: John Logan, Neal Purvis, Robert Wade, Jez Butterworth
Skyfall was one of the best Bond movies ever, so it was inevitable that the next movie couldn't match its lofty heights. Sam Mendes came back directing and while Spectre is pretty awesome, it lacks the emotional punch of Skyfall. The action in Spectre is the best in the Daniel Craig era and even the two and half hour runtime doesn't seem like too much. But there are times when the movie lacks any sort of coherence as Bond jots from location to location. And Christoph Waltz is way underutilized, showing up in maybe 3 or 4 scenes. He's the main villain and he's unfortunately in the background until the big reveal near the end. The plot is fairly relevant for today's world - with privacy issues and old techniques in intelligence-gathering (aka spies like Bond) becoming obsolete. SPOILERS - I just hope they can take the foundation of what was laid down in this movie and build upon it. I think Hans Blofeld would make a great adversary down the line.

Either way, this was a spectacular event movie that is fun from start to finish.

38. Spy (R) - Runtime: 119 minutes
Starring: Melissa McCarthy, Rose Byrne
Director: Paul Feig
Writer: Paul Feig
I missed this one in the theater and I'm not too upset about it. The trailers really didn't do the movie justice, as it's pretty funny and a great parody of spy movies. I've been wary of McCarthy because it seems she's been pigeon-holed into being cast as the bumbling, weird character and relying too much on physical comedy instead of witty and clever jokes. Spy removes that equation - McCarthy's Susan Cooper is extremely capable and pretty awesome at being a field agent. Jason Statham is her profane counterpart throughout the movie that turns everything upside down while maintaining he's the better spy. Rose Byrne has always been solid in these comedies and she delivers as the main villain. So there's a lot to love here and I laughed quite a bit.

While this movie isn't worth repeat viewings, it's still a funny parody and worth checking out.

24. The Martian (PG-13) - Runtime: 144 minutes
Starring: Matt Damon, Jessica Chastain
Director: Ridley Scott
Writer: Drew Goddard
Wow. This is one of the year's best movies. Combining elements of Cast Away and Apollo 13, The Martian will certainly be referenced as one of those feel-good dramas that we all loved back in the 90s. This time it's Ridley Scott's turn to get in on that Robert Zemeckis-like action and he delivers a solid, thrilling tale. All of this movie depends on the lead delivering a great performance and Damon is up to the task. He successfully maintains that balance of being optimistic and slightly bonkers throughout and it works perfectly in this film. And the movie is cut perfectly - Scott deftly maneuvers between Mars and Earth where everyone is involved in getting Damon back home. It's a beautiful film that knows when to throw a joke in or two amongst the madness.

Hopefully this movie doesn't get overlooked during awards season - it seriously is one of the best this year.

22. The Walk (PG) - Runtime: 123 minutes
Starring: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Charlotte Le Bon
Director: Robert Zemeckis
Writers: Robert Zemeckis, Christopher Browne
Speaking of Zemeckis, he did a pretty great job translating the amazing true story of Philippe Petit and his transcendent walk between the World Trade Towers back in the 70s. The documentary, Man on Wire, is amazing, but Zemeckis manages to take you right there on the wire with Petit. That sounds completely hokey, but this whole movie is hokey. Right down to the narration by JGL - where he's talking straight to the audience from the torch on the Statue of Liberty. It's amazing cheesy, but that's kind of how Petit's character operates - he's obscenely cheerful and full of optimism and hope throughout the whole film (and that seems pretty accurate comparing it to the documentary). I saw this in 3D and it was worth it - there are some insane moments in the film and it's scary even though you know everyone will be okay.

Although the movie does take about half and hour to get going, once it does, it's hard to not be on the edge of your seat.

44. The Wedding Ringer (R) - Runtime: 101 minutes
Starring: Kevin Hart, Josh Gad
Director: Jeremy Garelick
Writer: Jeremy Garelick, Jay Lavender
UGH. What a dumb, silly movie. The trailer at least made this look like a comprehensible film What you get is a mess of scenes stitched together like some Frankenstein's monster to make 101 minutes of garbage. I mean, there's a couple crazy scenes in this movie that just come out of nowhere - the whole bachelor party as an example - and nothing makes sense and you're supposed to laugh because it's so crazy, man! Like a dog licking a penis is funny, right?!? And the premise is so absurd that even in the heightened-reality of the movie, it's hard to swallow that none of these guys ends up dead or in jail or possibly both? I can't believe I decided this movie was worth seeing - it's awful and represents the worst of humankind's creativity. Or lack thereof.

Most Anticipated 2015: The Man From U.N.C.L.E.

27. The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (PG-13) - Runtime: 116 minutes
Starring: Henry Cavill, Armie Hammer, Alicia Vikander
Director: Guy Ritchie
Writers: Guy Ritchie, Lionel Wigram
Guy Ritchie seems to get lost in the shuffle when people mention their favorite directors working today. The dude has done nothing but good films (and yes that includes the two Sherlock Holmes movies which were fantastic) and his take on an obscure TV show from the 60s is one of the best movies of the year so far and turns Henry Cavill into a legitimate Hollywood superstar.

The film is set during 1963 and with that comes along all the tropes of a spy movie from that era - luscious set pieces, great car chases and a very sharp sense of style. The whole film is shot perfectly - from the camera angles, to the costumes to the design work on every scene. It's amazing how distinct this movie looks and feels and it brilliantly captures the 1960s. Or at least, how modern Hollywood sees the 1960s. Henry Cavill plays Napoleon Solo, a thief turned CIA superspy who reluctantly has to team up with a Russian superspy (Armie Hammer) in order to stop some lingering Naht-zi terrorists with an atom bomb. The plot isn't the strong suit of the movie and that's okay because the cast and the jokes and the action all make up for it.

Henry Cavill is good as Superman. But there's a lot of baggage to playing that character, so it's hard to get a gauge on just how well he act. U.N.C.L.E. really lets him loose as he plays a dry-witted playboy who always is two-steps ahead of everyone else in the room. If you don't fall in love with Cavill after this role, you must be a robot. And his chemistry between Hammer is what really makes this movie shine. Hammer is Illya, a towering, hardened Russian spy who has little time for Solo's antics. They're constantly competing and thankfully Alicia Vikander's Gaby is there to diffuse a lot of the tension. She's fantastic in this role as a woman who really doesn't need to be saved by anyone.

The movie does a fantastic job of leveling off the action and drama with a lot of humor - there's a scene where Illya is being chased around on a speedboat while Solo sits back and enjoys a sandwich in a truck as their both trying to escape an enemy facility. And the action is top notch and Ritchie knows when to pull back and not bore us with too much of it. When the military decides to descend upon the enemy's island with full force, Ritchie doesn't bore us with lots of shoot 'em up shots of random goons getting pelted with bullets while they make their way through the island. Instead he creates a fun and criss-crossed montage that only lasts about 30 seconds (with lots of goons getting shot!) but was incredibly fun to watch.

The Man From U.N.C.L.E. has a fun time honoring the old spy movies of Hollywood while carving out its own special place. One of the best times I had at the theater this year, Ritchie's latest is eminently pleasing with its action and extremely funny - something hard to pull off in perfect doses. I highly, highly recommend checking this one out!

RATING: A PERFECT END TO THE SUMMER

Most Anticipated 2015: Mission: Impossible Rogue Nation

11. Mission: Impossible Rogue Nation (PG-13) - Runtime: 131 minutes
Starring: Tom Cruise, Simon Pegg, Rebecca Ferguson
Director: Christopher McQuarrie
Writer: Christopher McQuarrie
There are a lot of parallels between Mission: Impossible and the Fast and Furious movies. They both are getting better with each new movie and they've always upped the ante with their action set pieces. And their aging stars don't look like they're aging at all. Rogue Nation is a wonderfully fun and incredibly entertaining action movie. There isn't a whole lot of plot to uncover or get twisted, just Tom Cruise running (and flying!) around the world for our entertainment. It's a great end to a great summer.

While nothing will top Cruise's shenanigans atop the Burj Khalifa, the plane stunt in the beginning of the movie almost gets there, but every other action/stunt is beautifully done and tops all the other scenes from the previous movie. Plus you have a solid kickass female spy agent who actually contributes to the story and isn't some pretty face. Granted she has one side-boob scene that is pretty gratuitous, but I can forgive that when the rest of Rebecca Ferguson's time is well-spent doing cool things and besting Tom Cruise.

Because literally she is a better agent than Cruise. There is not one time where he gets the best of her - it's always her getting the last laugh. And that's awesome because what we're seeing here is the evolution not only of the action film, but of Tom Cruise himself. There comes a point in the movie where the characters question Ethan Hunt's motivations to keep going despite the odds and despite his old-man status. It's a clear and obvious metaphor - how much longer can you keep this up Cruise? It a question that lingers in the movie and is only answered by more action, but clearly Ethan Hunt/Tom Cruise are willing to keep going as long as people want him to.

The only other bad thing in the movie is the villain. I HATE it when villains decide they need to alter their voice with some oral defect on inflection. It's so terribly campy that it's not even wink-at-the-camera campy. And Sean Harris' portrayal of Evil Ethan Hunt is downright bad. He's poorly written and add on top of that an awful voice and you're bound to roll your eyes every time he's on screen.

The action is great and the jokes and comedic relief from Simon Pegg are perfectly executed and are not annoying. It's full of heart and bromance and you just want to love everything about the movie because it just works. Tom Cruise is yet again, charming and makes everything look too damn easy, and although I miss Jerry Maguire/Few Good Men Cruise, I'll absolutely plunk down my money to go see action star Cruise.

RATING: A NATION OF MILLIONS CAN'T HOLD THIS FILM BACK

Most Anticipated 2015: Ant-Man

14. Ant-Man (PG-13) - Runtime: 117 minutes

Starring: Paul Rudd, Michael Douglas, Corey Stoll
Director: Peyton Reed
Writers: Edgar Wright, Joe Cornish, Adam McKay, Paul Rudd
There's been so much bad press surrounding the making of the movie and even leading up to the movie, that it seems like critics had written off Ant-Man before it even the editing room. But surprise! Marvel's righted the ship so it seems and has critics singing the film's praises. I myself gave into the critical machine, but Ant-Man is a really fun heist movie that just happens to star a Marvel superhero. It's got wit, fun action sequences and Paul Rudd, who works his usual charm on the audience.

First and foremost, this is a pretty straight-up heist movie. From the set up of getting an ex-con to do the job "one last time" to the montage of training for the heist to that actual planning as well. It's all there, but refreshingly seen through the lens of the Marvel Universe, a powerful and somewhat overbearing shadow hanging out in the background of the movie (well, at least for the most part). The best thing about Ant-Man is its unique perspective on filming action scenes where the camera shrinks down with Ant-Man himself and finds a lot of great visuals to make the fighting unique (that suitcase fight!) or just plain funny (Ant-Man getting stuck in the ground).

And Paul Rudd does this with ease, playing the heist master Scott Lang who inherits the Ant-Man suit from the original, Hank Pym. Pym is played by Michael Douglas and he does a great job at portraying a man on his last ropes trying to keep his secrets close to his chest. The rest of the cast is phenomenal as well despite there being some terrible two-dimensional characters (Scott's ex-wife's husband is a kind-of bad guy that has nothing but contempt for Scott and he's a jerk for no real reason). And bonus! Michael Peña steals every scene he's in for the comedic relief that isn't annoying.

There a couple stumbling blocks the movie has and that has to do with the women (or should I say woman) in the movie. Pym's daughter, Hope, gets the shaft when it comes to saving the day. She's basically treated as second fiddle throughout and there's nothing for her to do except worry about things. That said, she gets a consolation prize during the end credits when Pym gives her her own Ant-Man suit. Still, it's not enough to save her character's poorly written role. And the aforementioned two-dimensional characters? The same goes for the villain who doesn't get enough screen time to be menacing enough or to properly see his motivations. He was Pym's genius go-to guy but somehow became evil enough to sell the Ant-Man tech to Hydra of all people! It's a bit too silly.

I can't wait to see how Ant-Man gets pulled into the larger Marvel Avenger's story - his unique personality and powers should make for some interesting cinematography and perspective. He's basically a less narcissistic Tony Stark, so I can see them riffing off each other. Ant-Man isn't the best Marvel film, but it doesn't have to be. It's got a lot of heart and it is extremely fun and funny. One of the better action movies this year!

RATING: SUPERSIZED FUN

Most Anticipated 2015: Paper Towns

49. Paper Towns (PG-13) - Runtime: 109 minutes
Starring: Nat Wolff, Cara Delevingne, Austin Abrams
Director: Jack Schreier
Writers: Scott Neustadter, Michael H. Weber
I read the book before I saw the movie and I wasn't particularly fond of it. I just didn't connect with the characters. Maybe I'm getting old - I thought they were all naïve and dumb teenagers trying way too hard to be deep. The movie does do a lot of trimming of the book and the characters don't get a whole lot of room to breathe except the main character. The problem is the overbearing narrative of trying to figure out the mystery of Margo's disappearance. The film was light and fun and I applaud the author's and screenwriters' attempts at trying to deconstruct the "Manic Pixie Dream Girl" trope, but it doesn't quite hit the mark. There will be some SPOILERS BELOW.

The film is narrated by Quentin, who happens to fall very hard at a very early age for his neighbor, Margo. They used to be friends, but they went their separate ways in high school. He barely talks to her but still crushes on her hard. He thinks he's in love with her, but throughout the film it becomes painfully obvious no one knows who Margo is. I really enjoyed the idea that the story puts forth - we spend too much time idolizing and projecting our versions of people, especially women and celebrities (in this case, Margo is a celebrity in high school) onto them that we only understand who they are from our point of view. The movie finds itself presenting this at the end of the movie and it's quite the 180-spin that the movie is building up to.

Most of the movie we're taken on a whirlwind tour of Margo and her cool history and Quentin's obsession with finding her. It culminates in a long road trip to New York where Quentin professes his love and resoundingly gets rejected. I'm glad the story ends up at that point because it's an important message, but the film never hints at this ending or supports it throughout. You are expecting a tired, romantic ending because the film itself is tired and romantic. It ends with Quentin's realization that really his time with his friends was the most important thing in his life, not Margo. Which is nice, but it is completely obvious that the Quentin and Margo are very selfish and terrible people.

Quentin doesn't have time to hang out with friends unless they tag along with him on his quest to find Margo. He doesn't care that much about how their lives are going. And Margo is even worse - she selfishly runs away leaving her younger sister to deal with her awful parents alone and doesn't even bother talking to her best friend about all the drama that happened between her and her boyfriend. The kicker is that she decides not to go to college, but instead hang out in the middle of Nowhere, Upstate New York with no plans for her future.

I detest those hippy-dippy people who "live in the moment" and don't make at least some sort of plans. I understand trying to find yourself and exploring the world, but maybe you want to get an education so you're not working some lame waitressing job in your mid-thirties with no clue what to do and you've burned all your bridges back home so you can't rely on support. Ugh, it's just so selfish and dumb.

Okay, my rant on the characters are done. The movie is enjoyable enough, but it finds itself too fixated on mystery, rather than the characters, that it doesn't effectively draw me in. Maybe I'm old, maybe I'm too old-school with my thinking on education, but I just could not get past the baffling stupidity of these teenagers.

RATING: THIS PAPER TOWN IS A C+

2015's Most Anticipated Round Up: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Pt 3

I just couldn't with these next five movies. I knew some of them might be bad, but they were worse than I expected. These were purely straight up hot messes.

THE UGLY

l5. Chappie (R) - Runtime: 120 minutes
Starring: Sharlto Copley, Hugh Jackman
Director: Neill Blomkamp
Writer: Neill Blomkamp, Terri Tatchell

Blomkamp has such wonderful potential, but his last two movies have suffer from too many ideas crammed into a contrived plot that does little to enhance the characters but offers up an amazing amount of social commentary. Chappie ends up being filled with so many ideas and thoughts about humanity and culture that the story gets lost. You come to care about Chappie enough that you don't want to see him harmed, but beyond that, the characters are shallow - especially Hugh Jackman's villain who is only motivated by personal fame and wealth.

Which is fine, but it's so hokey and poorly played out that you roll your eyes every time he's onscreen. And the pacing is choppy at best - there's no real flow to the story - one minute you're enjoying Chappie reading books, the next he's holding a gun acting all gangsta. It's a silly movie that tries so hard not to be - it's best just to avoid this one.

30. Insurgent (PG-13) - Runtime: 119 minutes
Starring: Shailene Woodley, Theo James
Director: Robert Schwenke
Writers: Brian Duffield, Akiva Goldsman, Mark Bomback
I know this movie came out 4 months ago, but I can barely remember anything about it. And that's the worst offense of all - being unremarkable. Divergent actually had some decent world-building and the story was pretty good. Except that the sequel does no favors in improving that world. Instead, it's a big giant mess where you don't know who's on who's side. It's all confusing and they throw in this MacGuffin, which is a box that will tell people how to live.

Instead the box (spoiler) shows the city that actually everyone is just part of some grand experiment. It is not a bad twist, but it does not get thoroughly explained and it just ends with no real resolution. Now I know that there is a sequel coming, but there really wasn't a nice wrap up for this 'chapter' of the trilogy. I am increasingly becoming bored by what the films have to offer and I certainly don't care too much about what happens next.

45. Minions (PG) - Runtime: 91 minutes
Starring: Sandra Bullock, Jon Hamm
Directors: Kyle Balda, Pierre Coffin
Writer: Brian Lynch
I know, putting a kids movie on this list seems a tad overboard, doesn't it? But when you have a movie like Inside Out this year that happens to hit all the right notes, Minions just looks bad. The minions are perfect foils to Gru from Despicable Me, but can't carry a movie. Almost all the best parts are in the trailers. There's one promising jolt of energy the movie has when the minions get picked up by bank robbing family, but they're soon forgotten once Sandra Bullock's lame villain character comes along. Scarlett Overkill has no personality and her husband, who is actually the best character, gets very little screen time.

I shouldn't be picking on this movie that much, but I was just expecting a lot of insane hijinks from the minions. I wasn't expecting an actual story, but the movie persistently tries to switch from silly gags and jokes to telling a very dull story about Scarlett Overkill's desire to be the best villain. It just doesn't work and the movie would have been better served if it didn't rely on telling an actual story.

21. Terminator: Genisys (PG-13) - Runtime: 126 minutes
Starring: Jai Courtney, Emilia Clarke, Arnold Schwarzenegger
Director: Alan Taylor
Writers: Laeta Kalogridis, Patrick Lussier
My thoughts on the Terminator can be summed up over at Daily of the Day. Genisys did not help revive the franchise and quite possibly is the worst entry into the series. Bad acting, very underwhelming action scenes and a convoluted story with unnecessary plot twists all have a hand in making this the worst Terminator film. Not even the powerful drug of nostalgia can fix the mess of Genisys.

Seriously, there's only so many ways to re-tell this plot and it's getting old. I don't care what they have in store for us in the planned sequels, if they can't get the first movie right, the rest will more than likely suck too. And the action is so ho-hum - if you're expecting to be wowed at any time during this movie, just forget about it. I couldn't care less about Kyle Reese and Sarah Connor and John Connor. For such a riveting world James Cameron built, the movies seems stuck on these now-lifeless characters like their the glue holding everything together. It's a disappointing result and don't even bother seeing this one.

19. Hot Tub Time Machine 2 (R) - Runtime: 93 minutes
Starring: Craig Robinson, Rob Corddry, Clark Duke
Director: Steve Pink
Writer: Josh Heald
This is by far, the worst movie this year. What a heaping pile of shit. Seriously, all the jokes are juvenile and land with a thud - whereas all the jokes from the first movie were juvenile, but they ended up being funny because of the characters. In the sequel, the characters are so outrageously dumb and obnoxious that you can't get past it.

Most of the movie is set in the future and you'd think there'd be some great jokes about science fiction but most of it ends up being fart and dick jokes, just with a glossy, hologram background. The film makes no sense and the central plot of trying to find who shot Rob Corddry is quickly dropped the instant they land in the future. And it felt like they shot 5 or 6 different endings to the movie but decided that all them were equally funny (they were not) so they're all in the final cut. It's complete nonsense and just stay far far away from this movie because it'll make you rethink how funny the first movie is (which it still is, I promise).

2015's Most Anticipated Round-Up: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, Pt 2

The next five films managed to not make me walk out of the theater, but they certainly were not as memorable. I enjoyed parts of all these movies, but as films they all felt like they were missing something. I think these movies are all worth checking out on video or a matinee, just don't get too excited about them.

2015's Most Anticipated Round Up: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Pt 1

It's kind of fitting that the past 6 months I've seen 15 movies and I can categorically fit them in equal parts of Good, Bad and Ugly. It's been a pretty good year so far - this has been the year of the fanboy and most big-budget movies have lived up to the hype while some have fell, predictably, flat. And we still have 5 and half months of more glorious cinema ahead of us - half of my top 10 has yet to show up.

Most Anticipated 2015: Jupiter Ascending

17. Jupiter Ascending (PG-13) - Runtime: 127 minutes
Starring: Channing Tatum, Mila Kunis, Sean Bean
Directors: The Wachowskis
Writers: The Wachowskis
This movie isn't as bad as people are making it out to be. Could it be better? Sure, but you should see this movie based on two things - a) the visuals are stunning and b) original blockbuster epic movies like this are rare. Out of all the big-time blockbusters this year only a handful aren't sequels or part of some franchise. While the writing and character development isn't this film's strong suit, it still manages to be awe-inspiring with its visuals and unique with its world-building aesthetic.

The main problem with the movie is that it takes too damn long to set-up and explain this wholly unique sci-fi universe. That humans are just cattle being raised by aliens so they can live longer is not that hard to explain, but the movie treats this crucial element of the plot as a mystery throughout. The movie approaches most of the story through the eyes of Mila Kunis' Jupiter, a genetic descendant of the alien race who has no clue about the larger universe and her role as royalty within a powerful family who own Earth. And that's a mistake because the audience is in the dark as to why and how things are happening when the movie could just simply explain things quickly and move on to better character development. You hardly get enough time with the three sibling villains and their history. Their fight for power could have been way more fleshed out. I would have loved to see more scenes between these three characters.

Instead the movie focuses on Jupiter as she's flung from one sibling to the next without barely any explanation. The problem with her character is she is a passive figure - things happen to her rather than her installing her own agency in the story. In fact, once the movie reaches the end, she does finally get that agency, but then the credits roll. It's extremely unsatisfying to watch all of these events unfold and there be no real resolution to the underlying problem that thrust her into the situation from the beginning.

The visuals and the action and the world that the Wachowskis created is simply beautiful. There seems to be a lot of care and thought that went into the design of the aliens, the architecture and the technology. It felt real and there's even a great homage to Terry Gilliam's Brazil, where Jupiter, in an attempt to become royalty, has to file an endless amount of paperwork. Even Mr. Gilliam himself gets a cameo and it's all quite brilliant.

So the movie is pretty good - the action is fun and the movie is beautiful. If you can stomach some bad dialogue and frustrating plot development, Jupiter Ascending is a treat to watch on the big screen. And bonus! Sean Bean does not get killed in this movie! I think the Wachowskis' good will has all but dried up - they just need to move on from the big budget movies and do something a lot simpler and grounded. Because I do believe these two are really creative and have a unique approach to filmmaking - but they need to get out of their own heads and do something radically different next time around.

RATING: ASCENSION TO MIDDLING HEIGHTS COMPLETE 

Most Anticipated 2015: Blackhat

Blackhat (R) - Runtime: 133 minutes
Starring: Chris Hemsworth, Viola Davis, Wei Tang
Director: Michael Mann
Writer: Morgan Davis Foehl
Release Date: January 16
Michael Mann has been a consistent director over the past 20 years with great movies like Heat, Collateral and Public Enemies. He hasn't really garnered as much love lately (his last movie to garner any sort of awards buzz was Collateral over 10 years ago. Granted, he's only directed three movies since then, but I've enjoyed most of his movies (except for that mess of a reboot, Miami Vice). With Blackhat he tackles the criminal world, only this time it's through the lens of the cyber terrorist. And not only was this movie good, it managed to be one of the more realistic depictions of hacking in movies.

First of all, Mann is known for creating some stunning visuals in his movie and Blackhat continues that. From what I saw from the trailer I thought the computer sequences where the camera goes inside the computer to trace the virus would be extremely hokey and completely absurd. Not only were these visuals thrilling, but highly informative, if not somewhat realistic. It's fun to see once the guy presses enter to follow the lighted virus flow through the wires and microscopic computer chips. But on the macro level, Mann creates some great wide shots of Hong Kong and other Asian locales. There's a lot of quiet moments in this film and Mann works them to perfection whether if it is to focus on a character's thoughts or grief or to let us soak in the beauty of what we're seeing.

Most Anticipated 2015: Kingsman: The Secret Service

Kingsman: The Secret Service (R) - Runtime: 129 minutes
Starring: Colin Firth, Samuel L. Jackson, Taron Egerton
Director: Matthew Vaughn
Writers: Jane Goldman, Matthew Vaughn
Release Date: February 13
Matthew Vaughn and Mark Millar team up once again to bring to life one of Millar's graphic novels. And much like Kick-Ass before, Kingsman is an apologetically violent R-rated action movie with some sly comedy mixed in. Colin Firth is top notch as a kick-ass classy James Bond and Taron Egerton makes himself a known entity with his first major role. I begin the hyperbole now: this is going to be one of the best films this year.

Kingsman is a very slick and modern take on the James Bond franchise. You've got suave gentlemen in suits kicking butt, high-tech gadgets, a femme fatale and a opulent villain with a trademark lisp. The Kingsman are a group of wealthy descendants who take up the mantle to keep the world safe, secretly. They work outside of the governmental agencies across the world and can rival even the CIA and MI6 in scope. When one of them goes down following up on a lead, Colin Firth and the rest of the Kingsman train a bunch of recruits to replace one of the spots left vacant. Enter Eggsy, a kid from the street who is the son of a previous Kingsman that died 17 years ago. Firth's character, Harry Hart, has faith that he'll live up to his father's reputation as one of the best agents. Meanwhile, Samuel L. Jackson's Valentine is hatching a plan to basically destory the world. It's diabolical and completely absurd, much like the rest of the movie.